You're a Redneck If. . .

You're a Redneck If. . .

You Drive 35 miles into the mountains to lock two gates that are miles from anyone. . .

You're a Redneck If. . .

You pick up KFC for a picnic when you get there. . .

You're a Redneck If. . .

You set up two lawn chairs side by side across from the last gate in Billy's pasture for your picnic. . .

You're a Redneck If. . .

You are quickly surrounded by 15 of Billy's cows, one of which is standing 5 feet away staring at you and you just sit happily eating your KFC. . .

You're a Redneck If. . .

You look up and see a pickup approaching--and Lo and Behold, you know the people who are in it! (Jennie's Husband, Joe and his dad (I'll call him Ken). . .

You're a Redneck If. . .

You keep right on eating while visitors stand talking surrounded by 15 cows, one of which is standing 5 feet away staring at you. . .

You're a Redneck If. . .

You drop a bite of coleslaw down the front of you while you are eating and visiting surrounded by 15 cows, one of which is standing 5 feet away staring at you. . .

You're a Redneck If. . .

Your husband is happily chatting with Ken about who lived where and when. And you find out he is looking for the graves of his ancestors buried somewhere around here, and, yes the male Redneck knows where they are buried!. . .

You're a Redneck If. . .

You finish your picnic and your visit and you load up to leave still surrounded by 15 cows, one of which is standing 5 feet away staring at you. . .

You're a Redneck If. . ,.

You spend the last 45 minutes of daylight looking for the graves of ancestors of Ken who you don't know. . .

You're a Redneck If. . .

You can't figure out how to download your pictures to illustrate your story of a visit during a picnic while in the woods locking gates miles from nowhere surrounded by 15 cows, one of which is standing 5 feet away staring at you!!